Craziest Weekend Ever

So what happened:


-Valentine’s Day
For me, it was a long distance thing. My package did not show up on time so I suck. I did tell her I love her and she sent me a cool e-card. But I miss her. I need her in my arms.

-Chinese New Years
Went to Souplantation with DJZ, K8T and Millers. Everyone else there was a Chinese family sharing their holiday with a family meal. (That is what you do, it is time you spend with family.) It was cool. Camille was in rare form; let’s just say she knows how to sign the word MORE really well.

-Daytona 500
Missed it. There was a woman (smokin’ hot) in the race. It seems there was also a massive delay as the track was FUBAR with a sofa size hole in it. It got fixed. Don’t even know who won the ‘Great American Race’ but that is OK, because that race actually take place in Indianapolis over Memorial Day weekend.

-Pebble Beach Pro- Am
The course will host the US Open in 4 months but even before they make it tough as shit it still was eating up golfers. Two pros shot a “Nine” on the 14th. Craziness. It was a train wreck. One of them was in the lead before that, he was shook up for the rest of the round after that. Some kid won the event in head to toe Adidas.

-NBA All Star Game
Missed it. Learned about it tonight with lame highlights after the ice skating. It was in Cowboy Stadium. 108 thousand showed up. That is equal to a Penn State home game. Nice. But of course in Happy Valley, no one sits on the field. No Kobe, no AI. Don’t know who won. Don’t care.

-Winter Olympics
Vancouver. Good stuff. We are on top of the medal count at this point. The Canucks got their home gold which is good. Are ladies are attractive. Highlights for me so far was the short track 1500M final where we were 2/3, the 18-0 A$$ kicking by the Lady Canadian Hockey Team, and are boy Jonny breaking the USA Nordic drought of over 80 years.

-Mavericks
I can’t surf but I know people who do and none of them hit the waves when they crest over 40 feet, let alone over 50. This event happens when conditions present themselves and they did. Mother Nature is playing games this week with 6 feet of snow in DC and not in BC. But she showed her dark side buy taking out the spectators on the Maverick’s rock peninsula with a ‘rouge wave.’ It was not funny, there were multiple broken bones.

-Carnival
Brazil is alive. Streets are full of people and music is at full blast. The tourists are in town and they have money in their pocket but they left their brains at home. Anyway, that's how it goes. Just because all the women are beautiful, does not me you have permission to be a jack ass. I don’t know about the South, but in the North East, it is about live music, street parties, and Caipirinhas. Don’t touch her chest you pig, just give her a kiss.

“Oh well. We missed a lot.”
Ryan Molina


BrotherBill



And I forgot, it is President's Day today on Monday.

Don't forget Fat Tuesday after that... oh baby.

And then of course Lent begins with Ash Wednesday...

Somebody stop me.